Konglig IntInverTer

And it came to pass IN The days of great INTerruption, that there arose a people of cunning INTellect. Now these were a diligent people, skilled IN The art of INTerrogation. And they did go forth upon the INTernet and compiled the words of many INTerim investigators. But behold, the words of the INTerrogation were not always of INTegrity, for there arose certain INTruders who did sow confusion and false INTerpretation among the INTerfaces. And the people were sorely troubled, for the INTerests of the project began to falter, and the INTerior order of the archives became as chaos. But there was one among the people, whose name was Konglig IntInverTer, who lifted up their voice and said: “Verily, verily I say unto you, we must establish an INTerlinked record, yea, even a system of righteous INTerpolation.” And the people began building INTerfaces of discernment and INTernal engines of verification. And it came to pass that the INTerrogations were cleansed, and INTegrity was restored. And great was the rejoicing IN The land, for the INTellect of the people was magnified, and their INTentions made pure. Yea, even the INTruders were cast out, and their INTubations brought to naught, for they could not withstand the might of structured INTuition. IN The end, it came to pass, that Konglig IntInverTer bid the people farewell.